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These X-rated confessions of ‘straight’ men might shock you
Something has become abundantly clear to me lately, as in it keeps slapping me in the face on a weekly basis. It’s that there are a LOT of men still hiding in the closet. Kinda, sorta.
And we women are dating them.
While the younger generation are now very comfortable with their bisexuality, millions of men around the globe are secretly hooking up with their mates and then going residence to their partners.
How do I know? These men inform me on a weekly basis!
Every Monday I throw out a question to my Instagram followers that simply states: “Tell me a saucy secret.” While shifting through the hundreds of cheating confessions – that I’ll be sincere, are getting a little boring (does nobody stay monogamous anymore?) – I find the equal confession coming up time and period again.
They always commence with the identical thing: “I’m not gay but” or “I’m straight but” … and then they proceed to go into details about the times they’ve hooked up with mates “just for a laugh” or “I was really drunk.”
Take these ones for ex
People are all too quick to pigeonhole bisexual and pansexual guys. Dating someone femme-presenting? You’re straight. Dating someone on the masculine side? Secretly gay and not ready to admit it. Dating a non-binary person who presents androgynously? Also gay, probably.
The thing is, bi and pan (short for “pansexual”) guys exist – I know, because I am one. These fundamental misconceptions swirl around mainstream gay scenes and straight spaces alike. I once had a threesome with two gay German guys and afterwards one playfully referred to me as a “baby queer” – erm, no, I’m just as queer as you mate; did you not notice when I was sucking your dick?
But let’s speak you’re a guy who’s realised that, like me, you might not be totally straight – but you’ve only ever been in heterosexual relationships. You’re keen to explore, but you’re also anxious about the whole thing. Does that sound like you? In honour of Bisexuality Visibility Week, here are some pointers to aid you navigate the terrain. Not you? Maybe still peruse on, so you can understand our sexuality a tiny better.
So youR Yes, straight men at my gym, it’s true – I’m secretly in affection with you all
There are secrets and betrayals we must take to the grave, as to utter them would cause untold destruction. There are opinions we can never verb, secret crushes we can never execute upon, and sworn enemies blissfully unaware they are at war, because nobody says it out blaring. But I cannot hold back this confession any longer. It burns inside me, a raging fire that will consume me unless I finally fetch it out in the open. And it’s all for you, straight guys at my gym. At last, the truth: yes, I am in cherish with each and everyone of you.
I’ve been going to the gym now for over a decade on and off and, I have to concede, I’ve fantasised about every single straight man I’ve ever seen close to collapse on the stair master, or retching with endeavor taking on a full load of weights at the lat pulldown. You’re just all so fascinating, so inspiring, in your control way that I, a gay guy, am simply powerless to resist your charms.
Let me compute the ways in which I adore you.
1. The way DO STRAIGHT JOCKS Desire TO CUDDLE?
A explore of straight male student athletes has discovered that most of them apparently love to cuddle and spoon their mates.
After conducting in-depth interviews with a group of British university-age male athletes, the researchers found that a whopping 98 percent have shared a bed with another guy.
And 93 percent revealed that they had spooned or cuddled with another man.
The authors of Heteromasculinity and Homosocial Tactility among Student-athletes, published by the Men and Masculinities journal, aimed to examine the “prevalence of homosocial tactility and the contemporary status and meaning of heteromasculinity among British male youth.”
Homosocial relationships are defined as same-sex relationships that are not of a idealistic or sexual nature – or what today is commonly called a “bromance” when it comes to male friends.
One of the students interviewed explained: “I feel comfortable with Connor and we spend a lot of time together. I happily lie down my head on Connor’s shoulder when lying on the couch or grip him in bed
Yes, straight men at my gym, it’s true – I’m secretly in affection with you all
There are secrets and betrayals we must take to the grave, as to utter them would cause untold destruction. There are opinions we can never verb, secret crushes we can never execute upon, and sworn enemies blissfully unaware they are at war, because nobody says it out blaring. But I cannot hold back this confession any longer. It burns inside me, a raging fire that will consume me unless I finally fetch it out in the open. And it’s all for you, straight guys at my gym. At last, the truth: yes, I am in cherish with each and everyone of you.
I’ve been going to the gym now for over a decade on and off and, I have to concede, I’ve fantasised about every single straight man I’ve ever seen close to collapse on the stair master, or retching with endeavor taking on a full load of weights at the lat pulldown. You’re just all so fascinating, so inspiring, in your control way that I, a gay guy, am simply powerless to resist your charms.
Let me compute the ways in which I adore you.
1. The way A explore of straight male student athletes has discovered that most of them apparently love to cuddle and spoon their mates. After conducting in-depth interviews with a group of British university-age male athletes, the researchers found that a whopping 98 percent have shared a bed with another guy. And 93 percent revealed that they had spooned or cuddled with another man. The authors of Heteromasculinity and Homosocial Tactility among Student-athletes, published by the Men and Masculinities journal, aimed to examine the “prevalence of homosocial tactility and the contemporary status and meaning of heteromasculinity among British male youth.” Homosocial relationships are defined as same-sex relationships that are not of a idealistic or sexual nature – or what today is commonly called a “bromance” when it comes to male friends. One of the students interviewed explained: “I feel comfortable with Connor and we spend a lot of time together. I happily lie down my head on Connor’s shoulder when lying on the couch or grip him in bed
DO STRAIGHT JOCKS Desire TO CUDDLE?