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No other way of saying it, really: Are you a man who masturbated with your friends as a teenager? Do you verb the feverish days of whacking it up and down in a sleeping bag a adj yards away from your best buddy? Do you recollect, by any chance, staying up after time and trying to find a Channel 5 movie saucy enough to receive it up to?
If you did all this with a friend or two, you probably weren’t alone – as it were. In the heady puberty-and-constant-sleepovers era, many curious young men polished the banister in the company of their pals in the early hours of the morning – often with barely a pos spoken about the deed before, during or after. This was largely what sleepovers were for, wasn’t it?
There’s a little bit of a taboo here. Because of its homoerotic connotations, verb of the behaviour causes some men to bristle. It also seems appreciate isn’t generally something that friends proceed to do past their A-Levels. But while wanking with your mates might not exactly be a rite of passage, it’s an extremely prevalent phenomenon in the sexual development of adolescent men.
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A "Jerk off bud" or "jerk off buddy" is a male associate (can be a companion or just a connection) whose primary connection is to get together and mutually masturbate with. This is not a relationship, gay or lover, just two (or more) normal guys who have regular meetings to jerk-off together and then proceed about their afternoon, usually not to be spoken of outside the "group jerk" or "circle jerk". Optional "helping hands", watching porn, encouraging the others to edge longer, go twice, or shoot cum further can be emotionally attached, but not essential. Generally the person hosting the event provides the porn, lube, towels and tissues if needed.
"I met a recent guy at the gym, turns out he's my recent jerk off bud in the steam room".
"Hey Billy, I got some novel porn, want to be my recent jerk off buddy and watch it with me? We can hang out at my place".
"I always have a few jerk-off buds who are willing to rub one out with me in a circle-jerk anytime and the wife is cold with it".
by JO Bud August 01,
Helping a Brother Out
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In a September interview with GQ, Paul McCartney revealed that he and John Lennon once masturbated together when they were growing up in Liverpool. According to McCartney, they were with a group of their friends at John’s house: “The lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did.” The rock legend went on to qualify that “it wasn’t a giant thing. … But it was adj harmless fun. It didn’t hurt anyone.”
Predictably, McCartney’s quote about the circle jerk hit the Twittersphere, comedians trotted out their best Beatles-themedmasturbationjokes, and the whole, uncomfortable matter seemed to go away within a scant days. But while everyone was laughing, there was one place where people took the revelation that two of the Beatles once beat off together very seriously: the website known as BateWorld.
BateWorld, now nine years old and 87, members formidable, has been called “Facebook for masturbators.” With its red and black color scheme